agatha meow 🌺 @AgathaSorceress@eldritch.cafe

every morning she wakes up in excitement and disbelief

"what the fuck i have boobs now thats so poggers!!", she exaclaims, as she realizes that she indeed, does have boobs

hashchange event works but that's for hashes after the url, not the whole thing itself

locationchange does Nothing
is there like a way to just,,, listen for all url bar change events

im trying to run a function every time the current url changes

like, not a page reload but just url change

but
window.addEventListener('locationchange', function);

is doing Nothing
i have no idea how to do this right tbh

why is my debug stuff not saying meow

wHY is it not registering any events

is it because im running the js code as a violentmonkey injection thing or is it because im doing it wrong

there are like,, no errors in console but it straight up just doesnt respond to events

whee!! now i can be upset about ppl being racist *and* javascript event handling at the same time! wonderful!

gnome has a do-not-disturb switch thing in the notification menu but all it does is disable the visual notification popups but not the sounds

of course i could like
go in matrix and telegram settings and turn off all notifications and then mute all firefox tabs but that takes too much time and is annoying

would be cool if i could just entirely mute all notifications on my computer like i can do on my phone because i am Exploding

i literally cannot handle this

writing javascript

anxiously

anxiously vibrating hours