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every morning she wakes up in excitement and disbelief
"what the fuck i have boobs now thats so poggers!!", she exaclaims, as she realizes that she indeed, does have boobs
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thinking about pinning this toot dfjkgshdfg
it perfectly summarizes my existence since starting hrt
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@AgathaSorceress human skinner box. Press button for dopamine.
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@heyitme for a second i forgot about what that is and didnt realize that skinner is a last name
i did not want to imagine a human skinner box
oh no
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@AgathaSorceress oh no
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@AgathaSorceress *cries in no tiddie* can i have sum e
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@AgathaSorceress Tho congrats!!! 
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@AgathaSorceress I've had boobs for 3 years and I feel like this every single day
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@elilla I'm excited about the boobful future tbh,,
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@AgathaSorceress the world might be ending but we'll dance on the wreckage shaking our boobs, our girlfriends happily squishing them~~
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@elilla heck yeah,,
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@AgathaSorceress what (non-surgical) way to get them?
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@Drezil hormone replacement therapy
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@AgathaSorceress how very kafkaesque
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@00dani oh no for a second i thought that was a keysmash before recognizing the name,,
i really should learn to read
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@AgathaSorceress as geneva samsa awoke one morning out of sapphic dreams, she found herself in bed, transformed into a cute boob haver
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@AgathaSorceress congrats for starting it at a young age, you must now feel very happy :)
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let's see if they are in fact boobs~
(sorry if that is too lewd for you)
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@Natsura hey don't do that it's weird and fits both parts of "don't be creepy or lewd @ me" in my bio
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honestly I still cant believe I have boobs now
it feels amazing to have boobs,,