I need to retrain my brain to think that this is twitter . I'm saving myself (for marriage)

This is *another* reminder that it's free to not comment on a Black woman's post. White queers really do log on just to "correct" Black people and it's corny, obnoxious and racist

Another fucking bizarre YouTube ad, alcohol and tea 

...together. Booze and tea. Together. :blobwaitwhat:

china should threaten to send the poorest americans $2000 checks like that time a west virginia town got a bridge built by applying to the soviet union's foreign aid fund

Why does every single trans person i know have such a great ass (including me). Whatever it was in the water turning the frogs gay making all of us thicc as hell, dang

T4T straight couples have a great energy. Could never be me tho

Zoomer kids never learning how to affirm their gender because "oh the only accounts that talk about that are cringe" and taking the words of 30-yo NYC based podcasters as gospel. It makes me very very sad

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I get very sad on twitter because every day i see trans kids convincing eachother that its like, cringe to not watch woody allen movies or some shit (not making this up) and not learning anything about the transition they want and need

sometimes i feel like the only person who transitioned at 26


Thinking about how my ex's mom referred to my transition as a "bad career choice"

"Get me the manager! I demand to know why I am in Hell!" the soul shouted.
The fallen angel sighed. "We rebelled against God."
"That's no reason to punish me!"
"You do not understand. You were not sent here to be punished by us. You were sent here as punishment to us."
#MicroFiction #TootFic #SmallStories

I knew a few people in college that approached their lives - and interpersonal realm- as chapters and characters in a book. Suffice to say it did not help them.

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nsfw ben garrison edit of big meat marx 

@georgespolitzer I see these edits all the time but I have no idea who actually makes them! I have this one saved on my phone

Pretty big dreams for a girl who struggles to put on shirt.

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Eldritch Café

Une instance se voulant accueillante pour les personnes queers, féministes et anarchistes ainsi que pour leurs sympathisant·e·s. Nous sommes principalement francophones, mais vous êtes les bienvenu·e·s quelle que soit votre langue.

A welcoming instance for queer, feminist and anarchist people as well as their sympathizers. We are mainly French-speaking people, but you are welcome whatever your language might be.