[CAT] probably not a cat @LaComtesseRouge@eldritch.cafe

is the Church doing some sort of hasbara for weird twitter? I swear like every third shitposter is some kind of tradcath now.

Panic! at the UNESCO World Heritage Site

Imagine thinking we've ever had freedom of speech in the US. Couldn't be me

​ has gamestop stopped the games yet

lmao

on this day we celebrate St. Patrick driving the dads out of Ireland

Residents complaining that the people partying aren't even from the neighborhood. Yeah, no shit, you priced them out of living in that neighborhood and now they're coming in from the Bronx.

Times running an article about young people partying in Washington Square Park.

People want to live in that neighborhood because of the lively bohemian scene it had in the 50s and 60s, then shit themselves when this generation's bohemians come over the bridges and tunnels to host a dance party in "their" park.

Boohoo, enjoy your jacked up housing prices and buy some ear plugs.

me, walking up behind mathematician John Venn and surprising him with a slap on the back: "hey man, whatcha working on today?"

mathematician John Venn, notoriously horny, halfway through drawing a pair of gigantic boobs on a sheet of paper: "uhh... y'know, just inventing a new diagram!"

try longfinger

die lmao

collectivism is when you collect rent from your tenants

ayy i'm a libertariano! i sell-a da unregulated pizza!

marco rubio’s bill that says “if you survive a terrorist attack, you get a one year deferral on student loan payments” might be the funniest thing ever proposed in a legislature

@dankwraith

"this was just to soften us up for the NEXT fake pandemic they announce, to trick us into MORE fake vaccines" i wheeze as covid multiplies into different variants through my body, creating more fun mutations than a Marvel comic series.