Luna (smol(fluffy)) @LunaTheMoonGirl@eldritch.cafe

Hi I'm Luna

I'm your local tiny enby girl. I enjoy writing, drawing, coding, cooking and since recently blender and I post about these things. Other than that I mostly make a lot of shitpost and occasional complaints about chronic pain.

Some other adjectives of mine:
Grey ace
Mostly vegan
Train enjoyer

My mind is a temple. Its the temple of Artemis but it is a temple.

I'm big and scawwy

I'm 3 trenchcoats in a trenchcoat

I made an lewd account https://octodon.social/@Lewdna

I like this a lot more than the last one i did. maybe I'm getting better after all

Awooo

Our algorithms are so advanced!

Also their algorithms: *convinced I'm a cis guy in my mid twenties slapping a steak first thing in the morning before hitting the gym for 10 hours*

I've fallen in love with earth. I'm so attracted to her

My account is not safe for work because I don't want you to fall off a ladder opening my selfies :P

With a little hard work everyone can get rich parents!

Bedsheet boss ⚔️ defeated

Putting bedsheets on a double mattress is truly an endboss level thing

I really don't like how Christians force their festivities on everyone.

Today specifically I am annoyed that my washing day got moved so I share it with someone else cause tomorrow is some special day, but the other person decide to be an asshole and lock the room with the laundry line so I can't even peg up my laundry.

There is something incredibly scary about films of nuclear detonation that I don't think any horror movie can reach. No monster or ghost seems able to reach that level. And I haven't seen a cgi recreation that truly captures it either.

Fuck techbros and forum threads and high quality instruction guides. Will only ever trust the low quality YouTube from an Indian guy for my problems from now on.

10/10 flawless tech support

Lovingly tapes knife to roomba.

*roomba vibrates excitedly*

How to build a good therapy relationship to your patients

Step 1: get a Freud action figure and place it in your office

Gonna do a London (shiving someone in a dark corner)

Coffee (derogatory)

Stock trading platforms will literally advertise themselves with "there is a terrible war destroying a country rigth now. That's a big trading opportunity don't miss out on profiting of other people's suffering!"

i am trying out rebelle 5. Its really cool but also digital simulation of traditional art is quite a bit to get used to

Meows with malicious intent

Cat train! cat train! cat train!