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Oh, violence 

"I just shanked a subway train"

No one:

Tech companies: "why don't we use car headlights as a status LED and made it blink fast and aggressively?"

Help my girlfriend is being attacked by tiny yellow ducklings!!


Broccoli is just a really good gender of food. Closely followed cauliflower and the other similarly shaped things

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No one:

Literally no one:

A global chip shortage:

Tech bro:"so what would happen if I used super glue instead of thermal paste on my CPU"


The government is lying to you! The moonlanding didn't happen it was all filmed in a soundstage on Mars!!!

It's always wake up sheeple and never go to bed sheeple smh.

Sleep is important and I want me and all my sheeple friends to get enough of it

Names, Luna brain 

I know like 6 lunas and can differentiat between them yet I always get confused between Agatha and Agatha (not Agatha) for the first second of reading the post

Help my girlfriend shitposts my shitposts faster than I can shitpost

Drawing of mimic but slightly cute 

I painted a silly little mimic friend! :boosts_ok:

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Trying to get a little bit into water colour painting. But I definitely need a new set of brushes. I don't think the three I have that all look like Bart Simsons head will get me very far

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Eldritch Café

Une instance se voulant accueillante pour les personnes queers, féministes et anarchistes ainsi que pour leurs sympathisant·e·s. Nous sommes principalement francophones, mais vous êtes les bienvenu·e·s quelle que soit votre langue.

A welcoming instance for queer, feminist and anarchist people as well as their sympathizers. We are mainly French-speaking people, but you are welcome whatever your language might be.