Luna (smol(fluffy)) @LunaTheMoonGirl@eldritch.cafe

"I just shanked a subway train"

No one:

Tech companies: "why don't we use car headlights as a status LED and made it blink fast and aggressively?"

Help my girlfriend is being attacked by tiny yellow ducklings!!

Luna Lesbian Tips

Broccoli is just a really good gender of food. Closely followed cauliflower and the other similarly shaped things

Cat 7 ears

No one:

Literally no one:

A global chip shortage:

Tech bro:"so what would happen if I used super glue instead of thermal paste on my CPU"

Broccoli 🥦

Luna! now available for free download

The government is lying to you! The moonlanding didn't happen it was all filmed in a soundstage on Mars!!!

It's always wake up sheeple and never go to bed sheeple smh.

Sleep is important and I want me and all my sheeple friends to get enough of it

I know like 6 lunas and can differentiat between them yet I always get confused between Agatha and Agatha (not Agatha) for the first second of reading the post

Lexi:"It me sweet bounty, arr!"

https://interestingengineering.com/sugar-mountains-beneath-ocean​

Help my girlfriend shitposts my shitposts faster than I can shitpost

Trying to get a little bit into water colour painting. But I definitely need a new set of brushes. I don't think the three I have that all look like Bart Simsons head will get me very far

looking at my painting like "ahh dry faster go go go"

(it's me, I'm grinding coffee beans)

#coffeGirlGrindset

The forklift vented 😱