Here's a shitty astrology meme I made in MS Paint that nobody will understand, you're welcome

Now I understand why my guides have been pushing me towards numerology. I have a karmic debt!! 😭

My most popular spread is on sale for $15 starting today. Help a broke witch out, y'all

I did a whole bunch of research for a project I never got to share, so now there are just a shitton of open tabs like this for no reason

I've been trying to come up with a witty phrase to accompany this for days.... I give up, you try

"The slowest who does not lose sight of his goal still walks more swiftly than the one who wanders.”
-Gottfried Ephraim Lessing

Here ya go:
My page is just getting started but people are already messaging me to ask how Mastodon works. I'm going to be posting some tutorials soon.
If you'd like me to make any changes to this please don't hesitate to let me know. Thanks again, and good luck with the book!

@vicorva Absolutely, thank you! I'll give you the link when I'm done.

@vicorva Hi!! This was really cool. I run a Mastodon fan page on fb to encourage more people to leave, and this just reminded me that I haven't featured anything from the microfiction hashtag yet. May I please screenshot and feature this as the first? I could leave your handle in or out, your choice. Thank you so much!

@georgespolitzer This actually *is* funny. I run a Mastodon fanpage on fb to tr and get more people to leave there. Would you mind if I took a screenshot of these 2 toots and posted it on there? I can leave your handle in or out, your choice. Thanks!

Aww lol My bro, H just made this for me because I've been stressed out these past few days lol I love him.

Night man says ACAB
Also, neoliberals don't fucking understand what violence means, so why argue?

Let's check our progression on the Bi/Gendervoid Agenda™ for today:
Sleepy ✔️
Horny ✔️
Dysphoric ✔️
Depressed ✔️
Addicted ✔️ ☕️
Shitposting low effort stinkburgers ✔️✔️
Wondering why my autocorrect still tries to correct "stinkburgers" ✔️
Hungry ✔️
Pissed off - Ah, I knew there was something I forgot. Good lookin out, Agenda™.

Lemmie tell you something...there's a lot of guilt involved with being too tired and in pain to do magick. Chronic pain can keep you from meditating often, too. But it's ok, you are valid af. All we can do is what we can.

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Eldritch Café

Une instance se voulant accueillante pour les personnes queers, féministes et anarchistes ainsi que pour leurs sympathisant·e·s. Nous sommes principalement francophones, mais vous êtes les bienvenu·e·s quelle que soit votre langue.

A welcoming instance for queer, feminist and anarchist people as well as their sympathizers. We are mainly French-speaking people, but you are welcome whatever your language might be.