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Bonjour, j'espère que vous passez un bon dimanche, moi j'épluche des screens de mails et de sms pour monter un dossier contre mon proprio 👌

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[Gif / Eyes contact] 

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This really happened & it was weird and amazing

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Tip of the hat to:

The tall white genderqueer person with dyed black hair & undercut, wearing a long flowy floral dress and calmly riding a longboard at high speed through the intersections downtown

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We went for a walk on the pedestrian bridge and the mayflies were swarming by the thousands all around the lamps on the bridge. Their bodies littered the pavement and fell into the river below. There, in the faint light that flickered with the shadows of the frenzied, mating insects, about 100 Canada geese + one female mallard silently paddled the rushing waters, urgently scooping up mouthfuls of mayflies.

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Sur ce… 

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Salutation univers! ✨

J'ai pas d'idées de messages en particulier et ce matin mon cerveau n'est que guimauve, je vais donc me contenter de fjsjdkzjdksodkaodjozofkzkdjjzjfkskf

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How does NASA organize a party? (joke) 

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Two years ago, I used to run into this person all the time who looked like the stereotype of a vampire (and was Russian), so I started to toot my encounters every time I ran into them.

Then, witches.town imploded and though I remember requesting and downloading my archive, it is nowhere to be found.

*nervous laughter to avoid screaming*

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[Commissions furso]
Hello 🐾 Si vous souhaitez un choker ou un bracelet aux couleurs de votre fursona avec un petit charms patoune n'hésitez pas à me contacter ✨prix à fixer selon le nombre de couleurs, compter env. 9-12e pour un bracelet, 18-25e pour un choker.
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It's been more than a year since I got my first account on dot social, but almost exactly a year since I started posting regularly on account of being banned from the bird site for excessive misandry, just as I was going thru a hysterectomy

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For real though y'all are wonderful & I'm so grateful this place exists!

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Reminder that this was guerrilla as a youth (cw for eye contact vampire shit)

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Guerrilla's guide to surviving French:

- say "euhhhhhhhhhh" to everything, it seems like you understood

- If unsure tu vs vous, just avoid verbs all together. "Comment t'appelles-tu?" is now just "Nom?" voilà

- contemplate running into the mountains where no one can ever speak to you again

Trust me, I'm an expert. J'suis la meilleure guide pour les anglophones qui doivent interagir avec des francophones.

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J’ai passé du temps avec @ankhZero, @purringAlchemist et @Sapphaos dans le bar à chat de Toulouse et c’était super ≧^◡^≦.

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Eldritch Café

Une instance se voulant accueillante pour les personnes queers, féministes et anarchistes ainsi que pour leurs sympathisant·e·s. Nous sommes principalement francophones, mais vous êtes les bienvenu·e·s quelle que soit votre langue.

A welcoming instance for queer, feminist and anarchist people as well as their sympathizers. We are mainly French-speaking people, but you are welcome whatever your language might be.