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I just read the rules and etiquette doc, it's super useful. I learnt a lot that I was ignorant about i.e subtooting and image descriptions. There's likely still a tonne I haven't come across yet, so please DM or toot me if I'm out of line.

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I've been on a real Blackout Poetry kick lately, but having a surprisingly more enjoyable experience hanging out on the more inclusive end of the color spectrum and making whiteout poems. I'm not claiming great artistic achievement here but this particular whiteout poem i love so much for having created it.

Covid/conspiracy theory exasperation 

The irony of the 'think for yourself' brigade only thinking about themselves.

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Nude for your viewing pleasure 💖 // Onlyfan self promotion 😘 // Boost highly appreciated 🥺👉👈 

Just a cutie in the shower, staying well hydrated 🚿

I'm starting to take more pics on my onlyfan after some times quite off, so if your interested in more, you can check it out here ✨:

Also running a quick -30% reduction if you wanna grab a month for cheaper 👉👈

Steam sales, you always come just at the right time

I've just sent some flowers to my mum, I fought the urge to write: I sacrificed these in honor of your birthday.

Covid vaccine 

The nettle stings are from nettles, not the vaccine. You should probably get a vaccine if you can.

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Covid vaccine 

All my limbs are on fire with nettles and my bones feel full of vaccine. What a stimulating day.

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Smelling stuff is nature's way of right clicking on something and selecting 'properties'

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Before you assume that an item is "useless, ridiculous, unnecessary," first ask yourself, "Could this benefit a disabled person?"

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starting to realize it is actually very fitting that GRRM, who gained fame by creating a beloved character and then murdering them, would conclude his career by creating a beloved narrative and then stopping it mid-arc.

I recently followed a peertube channel (techlore) via rss to my new inoreader feed. Neat. When I opened the link it played through media monkey, which i have recently migrated too. Super neat. Alternative tech ftw

Ebay/internet rant 

Why, oh why is ebay asking me to tell it the model of my first car or the other ebay associated with my first address? Its bad enough that I have to confirm my identity via text or email every time i log into almost anything now, now they're asking me to confirm shit I could never remember or understand how they know too? I just want to know when my book will arrive :blob_cat_oh_no:

cannabis; quitting 

So, progress report, I am now vaping exclusively CBD flower and I am doing pretty good, actually. It's tasty, relaxing and gives me basically zero head fog. Withdrawals etc are non existent, I suppose my receptors are getting activated so they're chill. Would recommend at least trying it out to any stoner who wants to make a change. My general mood has been pretty anxious, however, but that seems to be improving to, and CBD seems to help me with that in the moment at least.

cannabis; dependancy 

So, kicking cannabis is in progress. This is my story so far... I quit tobacco (again) like a month ago, via NRT, that was hard. Then I got a dynovap and fully switched to vaping like two weeks ago. Now for the last 2 days I've been vaping 6:1 hemp:highgrade ground mix and that's helping keep me on a level. I plan to start adding more CBD/hemp to my mix until THC levels are homeopathic lol. Then I can think about CBD oil and stuff, then ease off that I guess.

cannabis, dependancy 

Dreaming aside, the best thing about having an extended break from cannabis will be getting back into running some games. I cannot DM stoned, and I'm for sure too anxious to DM sober, currently!

Psychic woe 

I just wanna dream properly again and have astounding adventures. I feel like Im only living half a life.

Casual porn thought 

Discovering Mastodon was the best thing about the tumblr porn ban.

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This blanket says: TRANS RIGHTS. My wife made it for our friends’ daughter who is also friends with our eldest. I thought it turned out rad, so I wanted to come on here and brag on her.

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New guy in the campaign I'm dm'ing makes a "safe space" joke.

I retort with "Do you have any other jokes? Like original ones?"

Humbly accepts the burn. I'll let it slide.

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Eldritch Café

Une instance se voulant accueillante pour les personnes queers, féministes et anarchistes ainsi que pour leurs sympathisant·e·s. Nous sommes principalement francophones, mais vous êtes les bienvenu·e·s quelle que soit votre langue.

A welcoming instance for queer, feminist and anarchist people as well as their sympathizers. We are mainly French-speaking people, but you are welcome whatever your language might be.