Scientists: "We must be careful not to add additional wastes into space. They could interfere with our future launch. Let's develop solutions to clean our orbital space!"
Elon Musk: "LMAO, watch me launch a used car into space."
Standard headline: "Elon Musk launches a rocket into space!"
Corrected headline: "SpaceX and Tesla work together to make the most expensive advertisement of human history."
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@Sylvhem capitalist representatives go out to meet aliens, come off as typically sleazy and interested in selling things
aliens ignore us out of disgust for a few thousand years
@amphetamine Or maybe the aliens they will met will be the capitalist representatives of their planets. With enough chance, they can ruin each others, stay stuck in a little rock lost in space and let everyone live in peace 🤞.
@Sylvhem @amphetamine this implies aliens developed capitalism, which is flat-out wrong
@trwnh I really hope so 🤞.
@Sylvhem correct headline :Munsk make a show out of a regular test.
@Sylvhem Watch out, you'll offend the techbros
@Jo Oh no /(°o°)\ !