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Wsh l'univers!
Si y a des gens sur paris que ça intéresse on bouge à l'imprévu avec @melunaka et @Madponiez d'ici 1h30 ✨

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yo jsuis à l’Imprévu dans 1h30 avec @Madponiez et @Anzeliane, ça intéresse des gens?

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Intel, 2009: Here's a secondary system that has complete control over the other system it's installed on. You aren't allowed to see its code, but trust us, it's secure. When have we ever been wrong? We're gonna put it on every CPU from now on.

AMD, 2012: We're gonna do that too.

Security advisors, 2009-Present: This is a really bad idea.

Intel, 2019: We were wildly wrong about our CPU's security elsewhere, but our Management Engine is staying. Trust us. It's safe.

Me: -laughs in 2009 AMD-

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Intel, 2008: We introduced HyperThreading. It lets different processes share CPU usage. From now on, all our CPUs will have this feature. What could go wrong?

AMD, 2016: Okay, we'll give it a shot in our Zen processors.

Intel, 2019: We regret to inform you that all our CPUs since 2008 are security nightmares.

Me: -laughs in 2009 AMD-

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Témoignage de personnes trans, mention de transphobie, dysphorie, maltraitance médicale, violences familiales 

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transphobie administrative 

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Petit rappel que Lutte Ouvrière ce sont en majorité des LGBTIphobes considérant que l'homosexualité, pour ne citer que cela, est de l'ordre de la déviance.

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Selfie baerd 

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Of course you should hire a squirrel for a software engineering position. They're experts in tree-traversal and caching, and they're very well acquainted with kernels.

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Does anyone here know Japanese or Swedish?

I am learning these two languages and I would like to send messages to someone of sentences I come up with or to have small text conversations to practice :)

I know Russian so if anyone wants to practice it with me I will be happy to help.

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Eldritch Café

Une instance se voulant accueillante pour les personnes queers, féministes et anarchistes ainsi que pour leurs sympathisant·e·s. Nous sommes principalement francophones, mais vous êtes les bienvenu·e·s quelle que soit votre langue.

A welcoming instance for queer, feminist and anarchist people as well as their sympathizers. We are mainly French-speaking people, but you are welcome whatever your language might be.