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a small bunch of folx just requested to follow me, and i'm sure y'all are great, but i don't know who you are.. so, please interact if you want.. :blob_nervous:

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hello fediverse, this is my formal request for friends to learn with me this year. please leave your applications below. thank you for your time. boosts are appreciated :blob_reach:

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i want co-conspirators. anyone want to conspire with me?

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hello fediverse, i'm alija and my pronouns are they/them ๐Ÿ‘‹
my goto "one sentence bio" is "i'm a queer psychedelic anarchist", which mostly just mean i reaaaally like questioning things, to the point where i'm stuck in a constant vascillation between pure joy of the momeny and all-encompasing existential dread โœจ
ex-worker, currently in the process of moving into a van - Ergi - to go explore Europe (when there's a vaccine). hmu if you know a parking spot, cafรฉ, or just want an internet friend ๐Ÿ˜Š

hold up, y'all! can someone explain to me what romance is supposed to feel like, because i might have mixed it up with cuddles, and i'm confused and maybe aro? halp :blob_melt_sob:

(i never know how to hashtags, but i want someone relevant to actually see this, so: )

weak begging for undeserved sympathy 

pls giv me pats for when i wake up
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i didn't sleep because i was busy trying to learn , and now i'm very tired and know lambda calculus

ok, we're reading "Haskell Programming from First Principles" and talking about it on matrix. i'm @alija:fairydust.space :blob_reach: you're very welcome!

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a small bunch of folx just requested to follow me, and i'm sure y'all are great, but i don't know who you are.. so, please interact if you want.. :blob_nervous:

hello fediverse, this is my formal request for friends to learn with me this year. please leave your applications below. thank you for your time. boosts are appreciated :blob_reach:

Happy new year, y'all cuties and non cuties alike :blob_cat_heart:

next year, i'm reclaiming facial hair! unibrow and beard is queer now โœจ๐Ÿ’…

i remember seeing folx share tracks using and them being playable in masto, but can't find anything about it now. anyone know what's up? wanna share some bops

hey, everybody, i just had a great idea involving ActivityPub and it's going to be great but i can't tell y'all yet because i wanna build it first and that's going to take a while, but it's fine if you wanna congratulate me a little bit for having good brains today, ok i love you, woops, i mean.. no, you know what, I love you ok bye :blob_cat_heart:

ok, i know we had a rough start, but hott damn, i just know the twenties are going to pop off! trust me, this decade will be revolutionary :blob_rainbow:

i want co-conspirators. anyone want to conspire with me?

being personally and outrageously attacked by a book, in front of god and everybody 

"While most people would call her 'bisexual', she thinks of herself as gender-bent and can't quite figure out how sexual orientation is supposed to work when you're sometimes male and sometimes female."

oh, i just realized next year is a palindrome and got really excited! :blob_reach:

i'm curious, what made you try mastodon? and what made you stay?

if i interact with any of your old toots, it's probably because.. let me check my notes real quick *shuffle shuffle* yep, says right here: you're a legit snacc and i'm probably in crush with you

what is this gemini thing and why am i seeing it all over suddenly?

i need a job so i can buy novelty domain names

aaah, i just keep saying 'this is so cool' out loud; i'm going to wake everyone up!

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Eldritch Cafรฉ

Une instance se voulant accueillante pour les personnes queers, fรฉministes et anarchistes ainsi que pour leurs sympathisantยทeยทs. Nous sommes principalement francophones, mais vous รชtes les bienvenuยทeยทs quelle que soit votre langue.

A welcoming instance for queer, feminist and anarchist people as well as their sympathizers. We are mainly French-speaking people, but you are welcome whatever your language might be.