Andréa boosted

I sent a photo of my rather rakish bedhair to @andrea and she said it was reminiscent of a particular designer and show, but she couldn’t recall which one.

Fashion side of Mastodon, can you help? :D

I dreamed that I was in a gorgeous park at night, watching hundreds of people lighting up water lilies and releasing them like sky lanterns 🌟🌟🌟

What's a ghost's favorite color?
(ooq ʇɥƃıupıɯ)

I made up a joke in my dream are y'all ready for this?

Kink: writing "class traitor" on the checks I send the bailiffs 🏴🏴🏴

I dreamed that I was in post-apocalyptic Athens and everything was the same except people were charging their phones in the middle of the streets and mosquitos were the size of my head.

You probably need some sleep when you're not sure the music you're listening to is by Hanson or Miley Cyrus 🤔🤔🤔

I dreamed that I called my van Delilah.

So, you know how I was making too much apple cider and needed to find a way to get rid of it? Well, I started making apple cider vinegar.
Yeah so now I have way too much apple cider vinegar 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Help a fellow trans woman make a video-game? Pledge to or signal boost Jori's kickstarter! <3 <3 <3

Vous vous souvenez quand le site de fonctionnait ?

I dreamed I told the editor-in-chief of Nature that she was a "pretentious snob" at a party, then woke up with this song in my head: 👯‍♀️💃👯‍♀️

Oui alors je viens juste de remarquer que c'est pas *black* et mortimer, c'est *blake*, blaaaaaaayyyke et mortimer.

I dreamed that we asked Miss Celine to help decorate our new appartment

Yesterday was the first time in my life I check the mails, opened and read everything, instead of destroying everything that looked scary, like taxes and insurance...

So I dreamed that people were redoing my bedroom - which they are - and woke up to a song stating facts about the current status of my eyelids. It doesn't get any more boring!

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Eldritch Café

Une instance se voulant accueillante pour les personnes queers, féministes et anarchistes ainsi que pour leurs sympathisant·e·s. Nous sommes principalement francophones, mais vous êtes les bienvenu·e·s quelle que soit votre langue.

A welcoming instance for queer, feminist and anarchist people as well as their sympathizers. We are mainly French-speaking people, but you are welcome whatever your language might be.