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I made a PayPal thingie to help me fix my van and get on with my life : paypal.me/pools/c/8sD0Vxwi96
Anything help! Money, prayers, RT and even likes. Thank you so much 🥰

Le thereminou c'est quand tu fais semblant de caresser ton chat à deux centimètres de le toucher et il se plaint bruyamment 🎵🎵🎵

6. Twitch, but that's fairly uninteresting. The question, not the streams. My streams are amazing.

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3. I'm a Hufflepuff, on the cottage-core side of Hogwarts!

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2. I do not return things. You lend me thing? It's mine. Forever. Also I probably lost AND broke it already anyway.

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1. One of my earliest memory is of my parents wanting to throw me out the window. It was -- the first in a lifelong series of misunderstandings -- due to the fact that I spend my first few days alive in a sterile room where my parents could only "see me through the window".

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Thank you so much @cassolotl@twitter.com your friendship is the garlic that keeps on garlicking or something smarter and cheesier about you, us, and condiments ???

When I was 12 years old I was a regular on an IRC channel called "education" where I would help students with their homework. Of course everyone thought I was a single mother in my thirties. I wish!

sometimes I'm high and sleepy but I still make sense @telegram@twitter.com why you leaving me on read

Describe a show so that it can be easily confused with a different show Ill start a walled city constantly attacked by giant monsters is protected by a group of people who only seem to fan the flame even though those "monsters" have every right to be here

Bitcoin: works *as* intendend
Speculative Investor: Bitcoin has completely lost its original reason for being

Who's leaving Fitbit after today's announcement (being bought by Google)?

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Eldritch Café

Une instance se voulant accueillante pour les personnes queers, féministes et anarchistes ainsi que pour leurs sympathisant·e·s. Nous sommes principalement francophones, mais vous êtes les bienvenu·e·s quelle que soit votre langue.

A welcoming instance for queer, feminist and anarchist people as well as their sympathizers. We are mainly French-speaking people, but you are welcome whatever your language might be.