Andréa @andrea@eldritch.cafe

When was the last time you flowered?

I dreamed that I was in a gorgeous park at night, watching hundreds of people lighting up water lilies and releasing them like sky lanterns 🌟🌟🌟

What's a ghost's favorite color?
(ooq ʇɥƃıupıɯ)

I made up a joke in my dream are y'all ready for this?

Kink: writing "class traitor" on the checks I send the bailiffs 🏴🏴🏴

Song I woke up to: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3JTAhtS3MlU

Woke up to this crap: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_6FBfAQ-NDE

I dreamed that I was in post-apocalyptic Athens and everything was the same except people were charging their phones in the middle of the streets and mosquitos were the size of my head.

You probably need some sleep when you're not sure the music you're listening to is by Hanson or Miley Cyrus 🤔🤔🤔

I dreamed that I called my van Delilah.

So, you know how I was making too much apple cider and needed to find a way to get rid of it? Well, I started making apple cider vinegar.
Yeah so now I have way too much apple cider vinegar 🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️🤦‍♀️

Song I woke up to (doow doow doow 🎵) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ppz-cwLeqo

Help a fellow trans woman make a video-game? Pledge to or signal boost Jori's kickstarter! <3 <3 <3 https://tinyurl.com/yyc5d5fm

Vous vous souvenez quand le site de @meteofrance@twitter.com fonctionnait ?

I dreamed I told the editor-in-chief of Nature that she was a "pretentious snob" at a party, then woke up with this song in my head: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Abk1jAONjw 👯‍♀️💃👯‍♀️

Oui alors je viens juste de remarquer que c'est pas *black* et mortimer, c'est *blake*, blaaaaaaayyyke et mortimer.

I dreamed that we asked Miss Celine to help decorate our new appartment

Yesterday was the first time in my life I check the mails, opened and read everything, instead of destroying everything that looked scary, like taxes and insurance...

So I dreamed that people were redoing my bedroom - which they are - and woke up to a song stating facts about the current status of my eyelids. It doesn't get any more boring! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lWqJTKdznaM