honestly i think all stand up comedy should be banned until the comedians are able to complete a competency test on the contents of Nanette

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Dom Perignon cork in the grass at my local park. Gives me hope that others are celebrating, despite the fact we're the most locked down city in the world ❀️

A sea shanty written by a bot 

Oh, Blow the man down.
Oh! I wish I was sick and all sore.
And she went to town
Ah for just one thing that I do adore.

First I hung my brother
Songs of the Nancy's men
Then I hung my mother
We soon shall see you again.

If you're here cause I peer pressured you on instagram, welcome!

Have a read of this ❀️

github.com/joyeusenoelle/Guide

bee, terrible pun 

who needs your boyfriend when I can have *heavy Scottish accent* ma beefriend 🐝

That anxiety about a not done assignment leading to inability to do said assignment but also inability to relax and therefore calm down enough to do the assignment loop. πŸ€¦β€β™€οΈπŸ˜ͺ

Wicca, magic, witchcraft SHOW LESS

thinking of doing a Wiccan ceremony for Winter Solstice next week. Candles, maybe some songs from when I went to a Steiner school...any recommendations for Wiccan Yule rituals?

Eldritch CafΓ©

Une instance se voulant accueillante pour les personnes queers, fΓ©ministes et anarchistes ainsi que pour leurs sympathisantΒ·eΒ·s. Nous sommes principalement francophones, mais vous Γͺtes les bienvenuΒ·eΒ·s quelle que soit votre langue.

A welcoming instance for queer, feminist and anarchist people as well as their sympathizers. We are mainly French-speaking people, but you are welcome whatever your language might be.