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after much deliberation (i picked the suggestions i think i could actually make a design with) i'm doin a vote

what's my next fursona

The year is 2548.

Copyright has been outlawed in almost every country. All copyright protections have expired. The Walt Disney nation-state wages war against the world from its last remaining underwater fortresses, Disneyland and Walt Disney World.

A team of highly skilled anthropomorphic animals conducts a raid to infiltrate the legendary Disney World Vault. They must recover a holy artifact of Furhaven, thought lost to time: Robin Hood (1973).

OK. The section on dragons is complete: gist.github.com/benhamill/1395 This needs many editing passes and whatever, but there it is.

As previously stated, any feedback, takes, suggestions, reactions or whatever are welcome.

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More ! I added a section about kobold relations with Big People. tl;dr: not great. gist.github.com/benhamill/1395

Now I gotta write the section about their relations with Dragons (and Big People's assumptions about that relationship) and then I'll have written everything that I currently plan to about kobolds.

I'm open to suggestions of topics I haven't covered. And also feedback both on content and copy. Or just reactions.

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Anyway, I've had "Sh-boom (Life Could be a Dream)" stuck in my head for about 3 days and today it morphed into "Kaboom (Yes we CANada)".

🎶 Yes we CANada!
Yes we CANada-a!
Doo doot doot Duke Kaboom! 🎶

Now I need to work on the verse lyrics… apparently.

I feel like just today the Mastodon web UI got a _million_ slower. Like… typing input is awful kindsa slow. Not to mention faving or otherwise interacting with posts. WTF.

Maybe it's because I haven't restarted my computer in… apparently 48 days. But geez.

Speaking of kobolds: What are folks' opinions about ears on kobolds? My first impulse was to be in a no-ear camp (like a Komodo Dragon or a Green Anole. But I see a bunch of pictures where they have ear-like things, whether they look like ears or more like horns or fish fins… So I thought I'd ask.

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I can't be assed to find my original thread, so here's an orphaned post. I added a section about where and how kobolds live: gist.github.com/benhamill/1395

sarcasm requires a clarity of purpose, otherwise it's just sparkling contrarianism

Good morning, gentles all. 🌇

I'm in the middle of a database cut-over that's not going the smoothest. 🙃

I am a little sad that She-Ra posting isn’t even getting 1/10th the interaction that kobold posting got.

I hope you’re all watching it and don’t wanna open my spoiler CW. Because it’s delightful and Noelle Stevenson is one of my favorite creators so I want her to make all the money from her wonderful gay fiction.

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She-Ra S5 spoilers 

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She-Ra S5 spoilers 

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She-Ra S5 spoilers 

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She-Ra S5 spoilers 

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I just finished watching season 5 of She-Ra and aaaAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

If you're waitstaff working a typical shift (8 hours?) how many people do you see? How many tables are you in charge of?

Having never held that job, I'm thinking 10ish tables (or close enough for easy math)? Average 4 people per table? Over 8 hours that's more than 300 people.

Anyone with actual experience wanna be helpful and reality check my estimate?

I sometimes joke about what I'll do when I'm the Duly Elected Socialist King of Texas. My friend just now pointed out that it should be Philosopher-King: DESPoT.

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Eldritch Café

Une instance se voulant accueillante pour les personnes queers, féministes et anarchistes ainsi que pour leurs sympathisant·e·s. Nous sommes principalement francophones, mais vous êtes les bienvenu·e·s quelle que soit votre langue.

A welcoming instance for queer, feminist and anarchist people as well as their sympathizers. We are mainly French-speaking people, but you are welcome whatever your language might be.