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Oh the other hand, I did eat shepherd's pie for lunch, so…

My dad sent me a video of a cool drone shaped like a Lambda class shuttle with raising/lowering lower wings. On LinkedIn.

1. Yes, this is relevant to my interests.
2. Fuckin' LinkedIn?!?!?

Jesus fucking christ my children this morning. WTF. It's like someone fused an Internet Argue Man with a banshee and replaced both my children with that. I'm exhausted and out of patience and it's not even 11.

Today's Oh Joy Sex Toy - a guest strip by Tess Thompson - looks at the perception by others and yourself of body hair:

ohjoysextoy.com/body-hair-blue

Got paged for work about an hour and a half before my normal wake-up time and now my brain is trying to make this shitpost work, which it doesn't, but maybe if I post it, it'll shut up about it.

Nine men hot
Nine men cold
Nine men in the pot
Morris morris morris morris morris whatever.

Now that I look at this in the light of day, I have to say that I really like the idea that Bruce Wayne is Batman's boyfriend, rather than alter ego.

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A pretty typical Bruce/Selina fic from Selina’s point of view. You know, they meet, there’s obvious sexual tension. She has a fight/flirt thing with Batman on a rooftop in chapter two or whatever. And in chapter three, she’s been invited to Wayne Manor for a nice dinner and after, they’re having drinks and getting a little cozy and Bruce says, “Selina, there’s something I need to tell you. Something I’ve been hiding from you.”

“Forgive me, father, for I have sinned.”
“What sins have you committed, my child?”
“I keep singing Barenaked Ladies songs.”
“How long has it been since you last confessed?”
“IT’S BEEN — ”

I mean —I’m sure this basically exists in some form or other. But whatever. Here’s my version. Kinda.

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“Oh. Nono. That’s fine. I’ll have to introduce you to my girlfriend, Pam. I think she’d really like Bats, too, anyway. But wow. I just thought… Huh. I mean—it’s definitely more interesting this way.”

The rest is just bi poly shenanigans.

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“Yeah. We both like you a lot and we talked it over. We think you like us both a lot, too. If you’re OK, we’d like to just, you know, all see each other.”

“Uh…”

“Oh god. It’s too much, yeah? We weren’t sure how comfortable you are with polyamory… I’m sorry if this is… not what you had in mind.”

“No no. It’s not that. Just… So, you’re _not_ Batman???”

“Wh—no! How can I be Batman? When would I possibly have learned to fight? I’m just Bruce. … So the poly thing isn’t…?”

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“I knew it!” She thinks. She always had her suspicions. They even smell the same up close and he’s about to confirm it!

“Selina,” he says, visibly unsure how to go on, “I—Shit! I’ll just say it. I’m fucking Batman.”

“I know, Bruce. I’ve known for a while now.”

“Oh!” He sounds relieved. “Oh wow. I just—we weren’t sure how we were going to tell you, you know?”

“I know. But it’s OK. I—Wait… we?”

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A pretty typical Bruce/Selina fic from Selina’s point of view. You know, they meet, there’s obvious sexual tension. She has a fight/flirt thing with Batman on a rooftop in chapter two or whatever. And in chapter three, she’s been invited to Wayne Manor for a nice dinner and after, they’re having drinks and getting a little cozy and Bruce says, “Selina, there’s something I need to tell you. Something I’ve been hiding from you.”

So it turns out the community feel pretty strongly on this topic, but the minority is also not ignoreable.

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I'm gonna add a note to someone's profile that just says "poop butt" and you'll never know it isn't you. :blobsmart: I guess we don't have that emoji here. Oh well, fuck it.

I am 80% sure that one of the 8yo's best friends' parents got divorced. I don't really feel like I know them well enough to ask about it, but I still kinda want the story. I'm not gonna ask, though, because I'm not _that_ kind of asshole.

Explaining some internet things to a straight friend: "The keyboard smashing is gay for 'this is very exciting to me'."

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Eldritch Café

Une instance se voulant accueillante pour les personnes queers, féministes et anarchistes ainsi que pour leurs sympathisant·e·s. Nous sommes principalement francophones, mais vous êtes les bienvenu·e·s quelle que soit votre langue.

A welcoming instance for queer, feminist and anarchist people as well as their sympathizers. We are mainly French-speaking people, but you are welcome whatever your language might be.