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are you, you know, (mimes the unbearable existential angst of being) a gamer

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Tech Companies: We condemn racial violence and affirm that Black Lives Matter. We still won't hire y'all tho.

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is your child a communist? 

they may be running "Linux", a known communist operating system that's handed out to everyone free of charge (imagine!) and comes with the built in commands "cp" (Communist Party), "ls" (Left Socialism), "rm" (Revolutionary Marxism), and "cat" (Communism at All Times)

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it is possible simultaneously
1) to believe that the system is built to be utterly unjust and that it needs to be dismantled asap and
2) to be upset by this shit and hoping for and trying to bring about a situation where the still extant system does the least harm out of multiple harmful outcomes

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This is the worst possible news.I am literally terrified as a woman who never wants children right now. Im crying harder than I ever thought I would for a person I dont know. I know Im not really crying for her,but Im crying for me.And all the women like me.

I honestly do not want to hear your bullshit about "liberalism" right now. Vote. It MATTERS to people like me. Also, it's called diversity of tactics, for fucks sake. Women and people with uteruses will die. WE WILL DIE. Do you get that?!?

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There's something extra dystopian about company branded face masks

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lmao good thing RBG didn't retire under Obama when people asked her to

very normal society when one 80 year old has to repeatedly beat cancer for us to retain human rights

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deletion pact, everyone who regularly considers deleting their masto and leaving for the distinct lack of greener pastures picks a time and date and we all delete together

the great thing about having multiple video streaming services is that i have several ever-expanding lists of movies and shows i won't ever watch instead of just the one

when you're so accustomed to automatically favboosting that you fav your own post when you just want to reboost it

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gender of the day: no. just no.
pronouns: do not dare use a single pronoun in my vicinity

pretty sure one of my last toots was basically this exact same thing

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There are two apps on my phone. They are adjacent. They are both blue with a fat white symbol in the middle. I tap one. It is the wrong app. I close it. I tap one again. It is still the wrong app.

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Warren Buffer's 10 Tips for Memory Management Success

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cat: *minding her business*

me: HI MY FLUFFY LITTLE BUTTERCUP *picks her up and mushes face in fur* I LOVE YOU YOU SWEET LITTLE BEAN OF LOVE

cat: :blob_disapproval:

me: SUCH A PRETTY KITTY ITTY BITTY BABY BUTT *mush mush*

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Thx mastodon I now misspell "kind" as "kink" in my code.

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lmao I forgot that Anarchy Works literally addresses the 'trash question' directly

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Eldritch Café

Une instance se voulant accueillante pour les personnes queers, féministes et anarchistes ainsi que pour leurs sympathisant·e·s. Nous sommes principalement francophones, mais vous êtes les bienvenu·e·s quelle que soit votre langue.

A welcoming instance for queer, feminist and anarchist people as well as their sympathizers. We are mainly French-speaking people, but you are welcome whatever your language might be.