catdad @catdad@eldritch.cafe
- pronouns
- he/they/?
- superintendent
- of snakes!
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catdad
father of cats
give of :blobpats:
taker of naps
gender's a fuck & capitalism is too
it's chaos, be kind
Joined Apr 2020
my tl is just like 90% a multi-day @CobaltVelvet stream of consciousness with some @jk boosts thrown in
should keep it like this!
been away from my TL so long that mastodon has decided to only load toots from like 3 people i follow. scroll back over a week and it's just the same couple accounts 
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someone: cats dont care about anyone theyre mean and bad
my cat: cries when i close the bathroom door bc he cant see me
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xmas
🎵 Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree
I'm begging you, please spare us 🎵
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Wikipedia proud to announce: Stories!
now introducing: Lyft Stories!
New feature from New York Times: Stories!
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Today's gender is the sound of traffic.
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so ur telling me that someone with my exact height and build and facial features was caught on camera trying to put mentos in the bellagio fountain spouts? dam that's wild hope u find them tho
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the ghost fucks the machine, you know
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As a programmer, artist, writer and musician - dunking on essential services workers from your air-conditioned telecommute office is a garbage move.
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you can interact with a video game WITHOUT making it horny
i’m not saying you SHOULD it’s just an OPTION
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imo this pandemic should end
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- pronouns
- he/they/?
- superintendent
- of snakes!
- 🤗/💖/friendly
- ✅
- 😘/🍆/explicit
- 🚫
💻 | 🗺
catdad
father of cats
give of :blobpats:
taker of naps
gender's a fuck & capitalism is too
it's chaos, be kind
Joined Apr 2020
