my tl is just like 90% a multi-day @CobaltVelvet stream of consciousness with some @jk boosts thrown in

should keep it like this!

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been away from my TL so long that mastodon has decided to only load toots from like 3 people i follow. scroll back over a week and it's just the same couple accounts :thinknyan:

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someone: cats dont care about anyone theyre mean and bad
my cat: cries when i close the bathroom door bc he cant see me

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xmas 

🎵 Oh Christmas tree, oh Christmas tree
I'm begging you, please spare us 🎵

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Wikipedia proud to announce: Stories!

now introducing: Lyft Stories!

New feature from New York Times: Stories!

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so ur telling me that someone with my exact height and build and facial features was caught on camera trying to put mentos in the bellagio fountain spouts? dam that's wild hope u find them tho

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As a programmer, artist, writer and musician - dunking on essential services workers from your air-conditioned telecommute office is a garbage move.

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you can interact with a video game WITHOUT making it horny

i’m not saying you SHOULD it’s just an OPTION

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Eldritch Café

Une instance se voulant accueillante pour les personnes queers, féministes et anarchistes ainsi que pour leurs sympathisant·e·s. Nous sommes principalement francophones, mais vous êtes les bienvenu·e·s quelle que soit votre langue.

A welcoming instance for queer, feminist and anarchist people as well as their sympathizers. We are mainly French-speaking people, but you are welcome whatever your language might be.