bereft in deathly bloom 🥀 @guerrillarain@eldritch.cafe
- pronouns
- they/them/your highness
- names
- Guerrilla (Rain), Jamison, the Fae Prince of Callisto
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gothic and dark fantasy writer ✧ flautist ✧ cat parent ✧ eldritch horror from space cosplaying as human
Joined Apr 2018
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So I'm gonna live-toot reading Interview with the Vampire as a black goth vampyre e-boi writing gothic horror and pin this to my profile for updates. Ideally, I'd like to go through at least the first 3 books, but we'll see.
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Your Vampire Lord of Eternal Darkness says goodnight. 🥀
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In true fae fashion, here is a snippet of the new dark and ethereal piece I'm working on.
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oh yeah, in case you didn't know, i'm not a girl or a woman, i am stardust and ethereal moonlight occupying a confusing human body that i don't particularly agree with.
cat believes all attention is good attention but also "no not like that" without a lick of irony
cat: give me attention!!!!!
me: i'm gonna put you my sweater and have you wear it
cat: ...
cat: no not like that
remember the humane society calling her "sweet" in their adoption listing?
sweet WHERE
i gave her food, the food is right there, and yet she's in my face why
me: *minding my own business*
cat: how wild would it be if i yelled IN YOUR FACE for no reason at all
*in falsetto, strutting circles around my cat*
well you TELL by the way i use my walk imma woman's man
no time to talk
*taps mic*
*clears throat*
whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
you're stayin alive
stayin alive
*shimmies out of room*
me: Time to sit down and relax—
cat: *screams as she climbs to the top of her cat tree, only to slip and fall off*
If Luna doesn't want me stepping on her tail, why does she insist on wrapping it around my feet? If her tail is so ✌🏾 sensitive✌🏾, why does she always put it on front of the clumsy giant?
I'm watching Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella and uh
Whitney Houston really DID THAT
you ever minding your business and then suddenly find yourself smanging to Dvorák's ninth symphony?
physically going to a place and talking to a person will be the death of me
my flute teacher: can you go to this flute specialist and have them check the key pads
me: so what you're saying is i should just get a new flute
my teacher: ...no?
me: ...yes? 
my teacher: 
this might be some of the best I've taken of my little demon baby, look at Luna Beelzebub
despite all my best attempts, she refused to stay out and literally climbed me to get to the treats.
me: I'm gonna use treats to get a good photo of my cat.
the photo:
at the rate i'm practicing, i will not be a flute virtuoso until i am 60 and i'm kinda ok with that
my flute teacher: here's some bartók for you to play
me: yay!!!!!
the bartók piece in question: 
- pronouns
- they/them/your highness
- names
- Guerrilla (Rain), Jamison, the Fae Prince of Callisto
*message me before you follow*
gothic and dark fantasy writer ✧ flautist ✧ cat parent ✧ eldritch horror from space cosplaying as human
Joined Apr 2018
