sometimes you're just wiggling your toes and then your cat's pupils blow up and you're just like "fuck"
cats go from "i'm sleepy" to "time to die" REAL quick
I would like to travel back in time and drop kick past me for thinking a vocal cat was a good idea. Now I have 15+ years with this chatty demon.
are they into it into it or are they just pretending to be into it bc it's for show? am i just enthusiastically doing my job or am i into it? who knows?!?! not me
and that is the spirit of the trope
fake dating is holding a person's hand or giving them a kiss, both of you pretending it's all for show when wait you're both into it? huh???
it's about the *yearning*, of both having what you want and also not having it at the same time
reasons why fake dating is the superior trope:
- only around person for X
- wait i actually like this
- this is too easy, i'm too into it
- i can't let them know
- it's just business
- can't ruin job with my feelings
- do they feel the same?
- yo i'm GONE
- it's not just business anymore
- i do not want this end
the three most sacred of tropes are:
- fake dating
- only one bed
show me those pretty white jaws
show me where the delicate stops
cause of death: this fucking band
unfortunately i cannot take on melon tusk because he makes my skin crawl, i got the heebie jeebies just typing that
honestly how strong is his security detail that there hasn't been an attempt on his life yet, you mean to tell me NO ONE in his proximity has even been *slightly* inclined to throw him out of his private jet yet? sounds fake.
suit up, we ride at dawn
ok yall i will take one for the team, seduce j*ff b*zos, get all his money, and then blow up his dick rocket with him in it, the most glorious of fireworks
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gothic and dark fantasy writer ✧ flautist ✧ cat parent ✧ eldritch horror from space cosplaying as human
Une instance se voulant accueillante pour les personnes queers, féministes et anarchistes ainsi que pour leurs sympathisant·e·s. Nous sommes principalement francophones, mais vous êtes les bienvenu·e·s quelle que soit votre langue.
A welcoming instance for queer, feminist and anarchist people as well as their sympathizers. We are mainly French-speaking people, but you are welcome whatever your language might be.