doom prince, the writer @guerrillarain@eldritch.cafe

Your flautist bae is back! This is a new piece I've been working on, Romance by Camille Saint-Saëns. This piece is particularly a challenge because, though slow and soulful, the flute has a tendency to go really flat with low notes. Also, working on strengthening my core to give my vibrato more control. ☺️ But I like how it's coming along.

Hiding for eye contact, but I put my hipster ass filter on my headshot from the vampire ball red carpet and wow oh wow look at me!!!!

A mood, a look, a lifestyle. I'm shook.

oh yeah, in case you didn't know, i'm not a girl or a woman, i am stardust and ethereal moonlight occupying a confusing human body that i don't particularly agree with.

New boundary rule to DM me before you request to follow! 🚨 Not sure if troll coming after me for talking out of my ass or friendly, especially if I haven't interacted with you to confirm.

Can you guess the one food I hate most in the world? 🤣🤣

Last night I dreamt that a law was passed to immediately halt the sale and production of food deemed "unhealthy."

This included popcorn, cookies, frozen pizzas, potatoes (?!?;) etc. so we began hoarding everything. People were stockpiling food in their freezers to preserve "the good stuff."

And then, we went to a grocery store to see what was left and the shelves were lined with bags of peas. Only bags of peas. That's it. That's all was allowed to be sold.

Further update, when I set the conditional formatting to the preset "Is less than" and enter column B, everything in column A highlights regardless of if true or false.

Formulas I tried:

=IF(A<B)
=IF(A1:A1001<B1:B1001)
=A<B
=A1:A1001<B1:B1001

none of which were successful.

I tried

=A2<B2 and that didn't work.

People who are good with Excel/Google Sheets:

How do I set up conditional formatting where IF Column A < Column B, the cell turns red?

The values in column B are not fixed, so I cannot set the custom formula to =A<250 or something like that.

Democrats are also transphobic, racist, xenophobic, classist, misogynistic and islamophobic, they're just polite about it fuck off

"United we stand, divided we get Trump. Vote Blue, no matter who."

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*breathes*

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WOO

get the fuck out of here.

It's densely packed sand, stop lying.

Sad excuse for cookies.

It's girl scout cookie season again and I'm still bitter.

I wonder how many people read this and think, "Yes!!! Be empathetic and kind to me/the people I love" and not, "You know what? I should've been empathetic with that person I just shit all on in their mentions"

or "I could've take 2 seconds out of my day to hold the door open for that person."

In general, I've been trying to remove myself from and not engage in gossip and trash talk and spite and resentment and grudges because it's tiring and I'm busy. I don't have time to fight everybody all the damn time.

Also being empathetic and kind to people you don't perceive as worthy is really hard. Really, really, really hard.

But letting go of rage and spite and anger and resentment is so freeing. Hard, but freeing.

It is not a subtoot and I said "we" because I am also trying. Empathy and kindness is hard, especially when you *think* you're being kind and you aren't when you look critically at your behavior. That's where empathy comes in.

What you perceive as kind isn't always kind to the receiving end.

Radical kindness and empathy are all things we should try to practice more. ✨

*bangs gavel* the people have spoken!

@a_bun said I'm funny so now yall have to laugh at my jokes all the time.

Blueberry is good for dog so why won't dog eat blueberry?!

Dog: Oooo blueberry! I want

Me: Here.

Dog: I don't want