Satan Daddy🖤 @guerrillarain@eldritch.cafe

I have a full length flute piece on PeerTube: https://peertube.co.uk/videos/watch/a5bf3e5a-3e64-4822-84a4-8304f0c96781

This is what I've been working on for two months now. ☺️ Take a listen, confuse your pets, enchant your neighbors and join my legion of the d a r k

New boundary rule to DM me before you request to follow! 🚨 Not sure if troll coming after me for talking out of my ass or friendly, especially if I haven't interacted with you to confirm.

you ever think about how three cheers for sweet revenge came out 15 years ago and it is still a banger?

I guess it didn't seem clear but is my happy place.

Like we all know metalheads aren't all doom and gloom all the time, but he is the contrast-iest.

Dani Davey is such a funny character because he's like dad of extreme symphonic metal but also he's playing hungry hippos with kiddos in full costume and calling himself a "silly sausage" because he forgot his tickets to a Nightmare Before Christmas show

I've cultivated my wardrobe to wear everything looks really put together but really I just grabbed the jacket with my keys on it and a hat because my wig lace is a mess and tadaaaaaaa

Here's a look for today

I'm bad behavior but I do it in the
Best
Way

Children of Bodom didn't have to go so hard in "In Your Face" but I'm glad they did.

For comparison, I am 26. While I am very protective of our youths, I also don't go around texting 11 year olds because it's fucking w e i r d

I also might have some sage advice to give but you know, it's creepy. Same age difference, BTW between him and Billie.

I acknowledge it "might" be harmless but it also sounds like grooming and I'm confused why a dude in his mid-30s is trying to create relationships of any nature with multiple young girls it's creepy idk

Drake is a serial predator, and for some reason in my head I thought he'd stop being a predator and learn from the error of his ways but lo and behold he's creeping on Bille Eilish now too.

Someone come get him. I'm done.

Me: Do you know how to grill?

Honey: I have theoretical knowledge but I'm gonna round that to a "no."

Me: What is the point of dating a white man if you don't even know how to grill?

Honey: Well, you should've dated a Texan then. I'm french. We don't grill. We love. *strikes a pose*

Do you ever just wake up and want to listen to Children of Bodom?

My boot is a hit in the musculoskeletal medicine department

Sometimes if I'm playing a particularly challenging piece or doing a lot of practicing, spit will leak out of the finger holes of the flute and then my fingers will slip off the keys because they are covered in spit

Sexy dainty little instrument
covered in spit and face grease

I learned that little tidbit yesterday. To get better and stronger at playing low notes, you literally rub your fingers on your face grease and they'll slide more easily on the keys.

Everyone: Flute is such a magical, ethereal, dainty instrument~

The Reality: Running out of air all the time, spit flying everywhere, dedicated spit rags (yes plural), need to wear earplugs just to play?????, use a little bit of grease from your greasy sweaty face to lubricate your fingers to play faster

you know your fantasy novel is getting serious when you've gotta break out a map...

Oh! It comes in a few colors. I got rose gold and also obsidian but I think they also have silver and gold as options too.

The package also included a little carrying pouch, box, and polishing cloth for it so I plan to take it on my month-long travels and see how I feel.

The maker is Swedish so it took a while to arrive but I liked the packaging. it felt so thoughtful... even though it's a bookmark.