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So I'm gonna live-toot reading Interview with the Vampire as a black goth vampyre e-boi writing gothic horror and pin this to my profile for updates. Ideally, I'd like to go through at least the first 3 books, but we'll see.

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In true fae fashion, here is a snippet of the new dark and ethereal piece I'm working on.

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oh yeah, in case you didn't know, i'm not a girl or a woman, i am stardust and ethereal moonlight occupying a confusing human body that i don't particularly agree with.

cat believes all attention is good attention but also "no not like that" without a lick of irony

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cat: give me attention!!!!!

me: i'm gonna put you my sweater and have you wear it

cat: ...

cat: no not like that

remember the humane society calling her "sweet" in their adoption listing?

sweet WHERE

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i gave her food, the food is right there, and yet she's in my face why

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me: *minding my own business*

cat: how wild would it be if i yelled IN YOUR FACE for no reason at all

*in falsetto, strutting circles around my cat*
well you TELL by the way i use my walk imma woman's man

no time to talk

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*taps mic*
*clears throat*

whether you're a brother or whether you're a mother
you're stayin alive
stayin alive

*shimmies out of room*

me: Time to sit down and relax—

cat: *screams as she climbs to the top of her cat tree, only to slip and fall off*

If Luna doesn't want me stepping on her tail, why does she insist on wrapping it around my feet? If her tail is so ✌🏾 sensitive✌🏾, why does she always put it on front of the clumsy giant?

I'm watching Rodgers and Hammerstein's Cinderella and uh

Whitney Houston really DID THAT

you ever minding your business and then suddenly find yourself smanging to Dvorák's ninth symphony?

physically going to a place and talking to a person will be the death of me

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my flute teacher: can you go to this flute specialist and have them check the key pads

me: so what you're saying is i should just get a new flute

my teacher: ...no?

me: ...yes? :blob_think_smart:

my teacher: :blob_thinking_smirk:

this might be some of the best I've taken of my little demon baby, look at Luna Beelzebub

despite all my best attempts, she refused to stay out and literally climbed me to get to the treats.

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at the rate i'm practicing, i will not be a flute virtuoso until i am 60 and i'm kinda ok with that

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my flute teacher: here's some bartók for you to play

me: yay!!!!!

the bartók piece in question: :blob_cat_flamethrower:

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Eldritch Café

Une instance se voulant accueillante pour les personnes queers, féministes et anarchistes ainsi que pour leurs sympathisant·e·s. Nous sommes principalement francophones, mais vous êtes les bienvenu·e·s quelle que soit votre langue.

A welcoming instance for queer, feminist and anarchist people as well as their sympathizers. We are mainly French-speaking people, but you are welcome whatever your language might be.