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if someone criticised Rube Goldberg i would simply flip a switch that activated a miniature train, pushing an egg into a series of tubes that lead to a wind-up car toy with a needle taped onto it, popping a nearby balloon which caused a small weight to fall on a button that starts a sowing machine which pulls on the fabric it's sowing, releasing seven small marbles that one by one fall into a bucket, weighing it down until the frying pan it's attached to falls from its shelf and bonks them on the head

Je suis pas passive agressive. Je suis juste agressive.

I have a recital to prep for and I have the option to pick my piece.

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@guerrillarain cory booker reminded the teacher about the homework

@guerrillarain cory booker told the teacher i had a gameboy in class

Cory Booker is the personification of that meme of the guy in glasses on the phone getting ready to snitch on somebody.

#CoryBooker

"In Newark, we have a local grass-roots effort to try to bring Amazon there," Booker said.

L.M.A.O. Bitch you and your real estate buddies are not 'A GRASS ROOTS EFFORT'🤣🤣🤣

It has been over an hour and my nose still hurts so yah, don't do it unless you really need it.

Trusty silver nitrate my old friend burns like the fires of hell on my nostrils.

In case anyone was interested, getting your nose cauterized is not pleasant.

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Eldritch Café

Une instance se voulant accueillante pour les personnes queers, féministes et anarchistes ainsi que pour leurs sympathisant·e·s. Nous sommes principalement francophones, mais vous êtes les bienvenu·e·s quelque soit votre langue.