The fediverse came together to give you a long list of beautiful and creative insults that aren't ableist so now you have no excuse.
@skelltan as promised, see the links above! they have a pretty good selection of words that convey the same meaning.
also, in the replies to my thread, some folks have sent some pretty awesome insults if that's also what you're looking for!
Une instance se voulant accueillante pour les personnes queers, féministes et anarchistes ainsi que pour leurs sympathisant·e·s. Nous sommes principalement francophones, mais vous êtes les bienvenu·e·s quelle que soit votre langue.
A welcoming instance for queer, feminist and anarchist people as well as their sympathizers. We are mainly French-speaking people, but you are welcome whatever your language might be.