Interview with a Vampire live-toot /1
I am on page 5 and I would like to point out that Louis owned slaves.
+10 for dramatic turning on the lights to scare the human
-500 for owning slaves
He is at -490. I didn't plan on scoring characters but voilà I would body this boy on principle, given the chance.
Interview with a Vampire live-toot /2
A small linguistic aside-- the reporter says Louis has a slight sharpness to the consonants and that's his french accent.
French consonants are actually softer than English so I am questioning authenticity. S, t, v, g, d, all very soft and gentle in French compared to a California American accent. Anne, imma have to disagree on this one.
Also, Louis still has an accent 200 years later? Well damn.
Interview with a Vampire live-toot /3
This reporter just wants to know how Louis became a vampire and Louis is taking 30 damn years to describe the sunrise djsjjahsjaja
"Do you miss it?"
jdjahshufne BRUH then shut up and move on
I love gothic fiction so much, the characters are so sentimental and annoying 😭😂
Louis: *emerging from a fucking crypt* HOW do they KNOW we are VAMPIRES
Lestat: *chewing on his third house guest* they know?????
"You whining coward or a vampire who prowls the night killing alley cats and rats and staring for hours at candles as if they were people and standing in the rain like a zombie until your clothes are drenched and you smell like old wardrobe trunks in attics and have the look of a baffled idiot at the zoo."
😩😩😩 why did Lestat go off like this I'm crying
Louis is having yet another existential crisis, so Lestat is telling him that the meaning of life as a vampire is to be the arbiter of death, killing and blood and death, they are predators with such keen vision... for death
and all I can think of is my cat. Killer of grasshoppers and my peace and quiet.
tired litcrit: the concept of vampires is based on contagious diseases
wired litcrit: the concept of vampires is based on landowning nobility
inspired litcrit: the concept of vampires is based on cats
(yes I made this public so it's boostable why do you ask XD)
@troodon come alive in the nighttime✅
watching your every move ✅
pretty and graceful ✅
will be the death of you ✅
vampires are cats
@guerrillarain This was my least favorite of all the books when I was a kid. It was such a relief to get to Lestat, even if his narration is exhaustingly breathless run-ons and weeping
I still love him and will not be stopped
Fancy weeping trashboy I love him
@guerrillarain I am still fucking wheezing at this "HOW do they KNOW"
rip me, will be in my extremely normal alive people crypt
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