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To any users of Scrivener on Windows, they have


released version 3 and you may be able to get a free version.

"guerrilla, does your pretentious ass seriously have the entire divine comedy in print with gilded pages? seriously?"

why yes, it was one of my first adult purchases.

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it sure would be good to have the entire divine comedy in print, a nice thick tome perhaps with gilded pages and a nice cover oh wait mine is IN THE SHIPMENT

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*rubs hands together menacingly* finally my catholic school education comes in handy

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ok asking for a friend (myself, i'm the friend) : a fantasy retelling of the entire divine comedy where dante and virgil are sapphic and paradiso is bad actually? y/n?

honestly the best part about having a very vocal cat is that i can bring her into any conversation as backup and know that she will chime in.

me: luna says i don't have to shower today, right luna?

luna: *chirps*

me: :blob_cat:

steve rogers saying he dislikes bullies

sir your name is captain AMERICA

me: *hears a thud somewhere in the apartment*

me: baby kitty, i have concerns that you are somewhere you are not supposed to be

the ferocious apex predator named luna: *chirps and comes running*

the highlight of cat ownership is watching your cat fall asleep in a precarious position, lean too hard while asleep, fall, and hit the ground VERY disoriented

yes this is it

I have seen 30,000 variations of:

"Instead of hot girl summer, can we do ______"


it's only ever for shit black folks (especially women) create that gets appropriated as a "trend". and then i have to sit through white people thinking they're special because they don't get the "trend" so they want it to go away. NO.

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black folks: *creates a thing for themselves*

white people: instead of this thing that makes me feel excluded because it wasn't made with me in mind, can we do Y instead?

please stop this habit, this trend, this behavior.

there is a global pandemic and france is still throwing a fit about hijabis in public, THE PRIORITIES

can someone explain why the cat is crying and eating simultaneously what did i do now???

lol my airbnb account got hacked and whoever did it managed to *verify* one of my bank cards

what do you even do after that?

me: *existing*

cat: 👀 those are so might fine ankles you've got there 👀


cat: :blob_cat_knife:

"what to do when cat is plotting your demise again for the 3rd time today and it's not even noon"

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Eldritch Café

Une instance se voulant accueillante pour les personnes queers, féministes et anarchistes ainsi que pour leurs sympathisant·e·s. Nous sommes principalement francophones, mais vous êtes les bienvenu·e·s quelle que soit votre langue.

A welcoming instance for queer, feminist and anarchist people as well as their sympathizers. We are mainly French-speaking people, but you are welcome whatever your language might be.