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Every billionaire is a moral and policy failure.

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bonjour mes friends, this is @gzt and @gzt and a couple other places, this is my new account for ephemeral stuff.

robin hood movie 

it's very cursed to think about how many people had a sexual awakening to the animated robin hood movie

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i give Eugen some shit from time to time, but it's legitimately impressive to me that he's continued to stick to the donor model and eschewed approaches from VCs and advertisers. i have a ton of respect for the guy, because i would have totally sold all you fuckers out if i were in his position

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compsci teacher's making us store gender as an enum to prove we know how enums work so i decided to have fun with it

Marxists and Bill Gates are teaming up to overthrow Christianity by slightly increasing your taxes

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I’ve always loved sea shanties, but I’m particularly excited that everyone’s getting into them now, because as soon as the bars reopen...We are going to blow the hatches off this bitch

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Oh I'm sorry saying AWOOOGA with yuor eyes blowimg out of your headis considwred "sexual" now. Grow up

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the past tense of foe is feet. i will not be reading any replies to this post

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horse horse horse horse \*pounding table with both fists* HORSE HORSE HORSE HORSE

Uspol 

Fuck Trump, fuck Mitch.

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"The Met Police said Londoners should expect officers to be more "inquisitive" about why they are "out and about" during lockdown"

oh so this will be just like the first lockdown then won't it, where black people are harassed and fined while white people can just say 'I'm going to the supermarket' and get a friendly wave. there was a black paramedic who was harassed by the cops for going to fucking work back last year in the early lockdown, and black labour MP Dawn Butler (who I have met personally and is a cool socialist lady) who was stopped and harassed by police too without them even knowing who she was. the Met THEMSELVES has openly admitted they're institutionally racist, and you fucking trust them with on the spot interrogation that is somehow magically not going to go along racial lines?

furthermore, black and brown people are far more likely to be doing the key worker jobs and are thusly more likely to be singled out for being out and about where well off white workers can stay home, meaning this further will be used as a method of harasment of non white Londoners

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who knew that a country obsessed with means testing would fail at vaccine distribution

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sorry for going off on this... 

@Counsel @alex this kind of shit is why leftist twitter is basically a bunch of warring podcast fandoms and not a force for good in the world.

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@alex Heard joke once: Man goes to doctor. Says he has insomnia. Says he has lonesome nights and nobody to call his own. Wants a lover with a lonely heart like Pagliacci and lots of wavy hair like Liberace. Doctor says, "Treatment is simple. Great magician Mr. Sandman is in town tonight. Go and see him. Ask him to turn on his magic beam and send you a dream." Man bursts into tears. Says, "But doctor...I am Mr. Sandman”

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Eldritch Café

Une instance se voulant accueillante pour les personnes queers, féministes et anarchistes ainsi que pour leurs sympathisant·e·s. Nous sommes principalement francophones, mais vous êtes les bienvenu·e·s quelle que soit votre langue.

A welcoming instance for queer, feminist and anarchist people as well as their sympathizers. We are mainly French-speaking people, but you are welcome whatever your language might be.