I want THICK laptops with FAT fans and EXTENSIVE heatsinks

idgaf if it can clock up to 4.4GHz and has 32GB of memory and 128MB of L1 cache if it's gonna be throttled back to the MHz range as soon as I start compiling a program

My Pi is overclocked To The Max and can run at max clock for arbitrary periods of time with max temps in the mid-40C range

(btw the Pi 400 comes with sufficient built-in heat dissipation that you can run it at max overclock for arbitrary periods without throttling, it just gets up to like the 70sC iirc)

@juliana Ok, secretly I want a Fujitsu SPARC with eight cores and 32G that kept up with Intel/AMD clock speeds [you said 4GHz so we'll rock that] running a modern Solaris. And I'd like that in the profile and with the battery life of a Lenovo Carbon X1.

And touch-screen, while I'm fantasizing.

And @thegibson just got a new boxen with a 2TB SSD and I'm [going to be openly] jealous, so ... toss that in as well [in for a penny, in for a pound ... at this point].

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Une instance se voulant accueillante pour les personnes queers, féministes et anarchistes ainsi que pour leurs sympathisant·e·s. Nous sommes principalement francophones, mais vous êtes les bienvenu·e·s quelle que soit votre langue.

A welcoming instance for queer, feminist and anarchist people as well as their sympathizers. We are mainly French-speaking people, but you are welcome whatever your language might be.