money, stores 

On the same day they sent out a newsletter titled “Every nice trip has its obstacles” like no kidding

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A toothbrush that posts to the fediverse would be a tootbrush

money, stores 

Lexi: “Please do maintenance on my e-bike. Whenever I am in 8th gear it skips wildly, and when it shifts from 7th to 8th gear, it does not physically shift gears, only on the display.”

Store: “We could not reproduce the problem. Pay 300.-”

Lexi: *stubs her knee when cycling away from the store*
Lexi: “The problem is still there and it is basically impossible not to reproduce it.”

Store: “We still can't reproduce it, but we threw out your battery. Buy a new one for just 600.-”


OH: “Nennt sich Tierarzt, aber ist nicht mal ein Tier. Was soll das denn?”

picture to look at, money related, request for commissions 

Hardware, money 

Buying hardware in 2021 is an adventure 😮

tech complaint, commercial operating systems 

Why does Windows keep randomly setting up A2DP incorrectly as a phone headset for my bluetooth headphones? I thought it was supposed to be the OS where everything Just Works™

*sortiert alte externe Festplatten*

TIL: there is an instance 🤩

… that doesn't accept new members 😭

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[DEPRECATED] Countries are obsolete, and will be fully removed in a future release.

keyboard opinions 

Happy Hacking Keyboard 2 Pro is still the best keyboard ever \o/

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Nutzt ihr die Erweiterung "The Great Suspender" für #Chrome oder #Chromium? Dann solltet ihr das deinstallieren. Der Maintainer hat die so verändert, dass nicht vertrauenswürdiger Code auf euren Rechner ausgeführt werden kann.

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“What do you mean, dangerous? I merely set the dish towel on fire.”

People get fast internet and use VPN services to slow it down artificially.


afraid to stab the bread…

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Making fun of elderly tech 

“Ugh… why is this terminal so weird… what's up with that scaling… let me try to swaymsg that … oh wtf, this is with i3! How quaint.” — Lexi using her old laptop

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Eldritch Café

Une instance se voulant accueillante pour les personnes queers, féministes et anarchistes ainsi que pour leurs sympathisant·e·s. Nous sommes principalement francophones, mais vous êtes les bienvenu·e·s quelle que soit votre langue.

A welcoming instance for queer, feminist and anarchist people as well as their sympathizers. We are mainly French-speaking people, but you are welcome whatever your language might be.