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You deserve to be safe, healthy, and happy no matter what.

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I have created a simple little website to help keep the sad away by showing random pictures of cute animals. It's still a work in progress, notably in that I want to add something for folks using screen readers. It also has a fairly small collection of pictures; if anyone would like to contribute, feel free to shoot me a DM with pictures!

Its URL is (for the time being, at least) sadaway.neocities.org - enjoy!

Toujours pas morte 😎.
Retrouvez l’épisode 5 de « Jusqu’à ce que mort s’ensuive » sur Aquaria.

tube.opportunis.me/videos/watc

Bon visionnage !

considering committing a felony and/or joining a circus i'll never tell which one

guy who refers to his marriage with his spouse as "this thing of ours"

Sex toy shop doing good stuff :boost_ok: 

The local, absolutely incredible sex shop is donating all of its proceeds from online sales on May 9th to a Black mother who is trying to become a homeowner.

Direct support of a Black woman through the purchase of awesome sex toys? Possibly the best combo ever.

smittenkittenonline.com/blogs/

all clothes should include pockets to carry rodents in, what would be the point of clothes otherwise?

From now on I'll be calling "android" java mobile

I am not taking any questions at this time

I'd like recommendations, if anyone has them, for Picrews that can roughly approximate North African, West African, and/or Middle Eastern-esque fantasy characters? I need them for a tabletop game. :boost_ok:

BookWyrm is a new open federated alternative to Goodreads, and part of the Fediverse:

➡️ @bookwyrm

You can post about books you're reading, and interact with others on BookWyrm, Mastodon etc.

The platform is still a work in progress:

docs.joinbookwyrm.com

The flagship instance is at:

bookwyrm.social/

Development git is here:

github.com/bookwyrm-social/boo

#BookWyrm #BookWorm #Fediverse #Books #Comics #Authors #ActivityPub #Book #Reading #Readers #Goodreads #Literature #OpenSource

hi it's me the christian god, inventor of punching down

gonn just start taking memes i like and repost them here so i can find them again in the future when i want to show people since the only social stuff i use other than the fedi is several dozen open invite discord servers.

i am adding accessibility to these memes because i caption them. this justifies it and no one can tell me otherwise. :3c

personally i think it's funny when apt says it's pulling in 2.9 petabytes per second

because obviously, no, it's not

My alma mater is migrating its email from GMail to Office Outlook.

I... Think that's better? I'm not really sure, honestly...

Stacy's Mom, i think she's donkey kong
It freaks me out that she's so wicked strong
She chased me up a tree
Tie's the only clothes i see
It's true I could be wrong
But I'm pretty sure she's Donkey Kong

Knuckle tattoo:
🤜 From each according to their abilities
🤛 To each according to their needs
(I've got weird hands ok)

Can you suggest me some affordable but reliable UPS solutions, enough to do a graceful shutdown/hibernate when I'm already on the computer?

Power outages are frequent these days and I worry losing data now that I have to deal with a desktop.

Boosts appreciated :boost_ok:

fediblock, toxic MLs 

#fediblock’ing disqordia.space in our instances.

admin and main user self-describes as "post-left egoist (fichte/stirner) and unsavory pleroma nazi (according to woke masto shitlibs)", takes pride in doing (self-described) "edgy shitposts" like mockingly calling random things racist or cancelled, post fatphobic memes and so on and so forth. you know the type.

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Eldritch Café

Une instance se voulant accueillante pour les personnes queers, féministes et anarchistes ainsi que pour leurs sympathisant·e·s. Nous sommes principalement francophones, mais vous êtes les bienvenu·e·s quelle que soit votre langue.

A welcoming instance for queer, feminist and anarchist people as well as their sympathizers. We are mainly French-speaking people, but you are welcome whatever your language might be.