insupportadorable peste @milia@eldritch.cafe

je viens d'apprendre que Dart c'est pas mort et que c'est le langage derrière la techno Flutter :o

I'm crafting computer spells

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I didn't say great spells

plain webview app might be better suited for the quick and dirty job tho

*investigating react-native for android tv development*

I'm searching for "how to build and maintain a lineageos rom for dummies"

je veux une rom lineageos maintenue pour mon mi 9 ouin

Bon ben je vais faire des kegels

Et forcément fête de la musique pas de place pour me garer j'ai gagné à 1km de marche

Tiens j'ai mal au canal carpien du côté droit

This is the ideal shitpost format. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

Can we stop and get some "abstractions" ?

Mom: We have "abstractions" at home

"abstractions" at home : FUCKING PAINFUL INHERITANCE CHAIN OF THE DOOM

Important note : This thread is not reply friendly, don't do that, I'll bite

Null the million dollar mistake ? You don't know about inheritance mate.

Get your inheritance out of my fucking face

Inheritance shouldn't be teached as a core feature of OOP

Wow computers sucks and so I

I hate OOP

Filling inner void with aesthetic and computer parts is my sexuality

J'arrive pas à dormir et le mood qui spiral neg ah ah great

oops