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really, only two answers are correct to "javascript is shit lolol look at my stupid equality comparison lol"

- implicit coercion is bad
- Array(10).join("nope" - 1) + " Batman!"

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Hewwo fediverse, Eldritch Radio is now live at radio.eldritch.cafe !

It's a web player for media shared here with hashtags. Maybe you already know pouet.audio/ ? Eldritch Radio is greatly inspired by it but allow settings customization and is more user friendly (and gay).

Share your favorites songs with us :blob_rave: :bowsette_blonde:

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je viens d'apprendre que Dart c'est pas mort et que c'est le langage derrière la techno Flutter :o

I'm crafting computer spells

\/\*\*(\s*\*\s*)*\*?\*\/

I didn't say great spells

plain webview app might be better suited for the quick and dirty job tho

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*investigating react-native for android tv development*

I'm searching for "how to build and maintain a lineageos rom for dummies"

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je veux une rom lineageos maintenue pour mon mi 9 ouin

Et forcément fête de la musique pas de place pour me garer j'ai gagné à 1km de marche

This is the ideal shitpost format. You may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like.

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Can we stop and get some "abstractions" ?

Mom: We have "abstractions" at home

"abstractions" at home : FUCKING PAINFUL INHERITANCE CHAIN OF THE DOOM

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Important note : This thread is not reply friendly, don't do that, I'll bite

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Null the million dollar mistake ? You don't know about inheritance mate.

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Filling inner void with aesthetic and computer parts is my sexuality

J'arrive pas à dormir et le mood qui spiral neg ah ah great

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Eldritch Café

Une instance se voulant accueillante pour les personnes queers, féministes et anarchistes ainsi que pour leurs sympathisant·e·s. Nous sommes principalement francophones, mais vous êtes les bienvenu·e·s quelle que soit votre langue.

A welcoming instance for queer, feminist and anarchist people as well as their sympathizers. We are mainly French-speaking people, but you are welcome whatever your language might be.