The poll to end all polls.

@schratze Just you wait. *plots and schemes to ruin Schratze’s next poll* :blob_disapproval:

joking, not serious 

@Stoori Respond to the poll, Stoori. Do it. Do it now.

@shahaan @Stoori @cadadr this is true and I do it Lüttje Lage style, with a small cup of espresso pouring into a big mug of tea before it all pours into my mouth

cursed drinks, alc 

@schratze @shahaan @Stoori @cadadr
(An U-Boot is when you take a shot of clear schnap(p)s and drop it into a pint of beer. An Atom-U-Boot, or nuclear submarine, is when you take a shot of beer and drop it into a pint of schnap(s)... of course, the latter is a highly theoretical contraption, requiring advanced alcohol mechanics and hyperresistant liver tissue)

cursed drinks, alc 

@anarchiv @schratze @Stoori @cadadr I recall hearing of something similar in my uni days called a jaegerbomb

cursed drinks, alc 

@shahaan @anarchiv @schratze @Stoori oh gosh jagermeister, i.e. fucking dish soap watered down with cough syrup. A cousin used to drink a lot of it so I ended up downing a few shots sometimes, when I was drunk enough to no longer really taste.

@shahaan @schratze @Stoori @cadadr "Leaked" is the right word, trying to drink from two different mugs simultaneously isn't easy and often causes spills

@shahaan @balrogboogie @schratze @Stoori there are forky pipettes for two people to drink out of one cup, so get ice tea and cold brew coffee, invert lovers' pipette, enjoy your abomina-- ahem, cocktail

@shahaan @balrogboogie @schratze @Stoori you are combining fruit stone juice with leaf juice thru a branch, your literally like a tree's roots with this genius contraption, it doesn't get more hipster than that

@cadadr @balrogboogie @schratze @Stoori hand craft the straw using artisanal glass made from fair trade sustainable silica

@shahaan @cadadr @balrogboogie @schratze sand grains picked and selected by hand, of course, while the pickers chant mantras that help them reconnect with mother earth

@shahaan @balrogboogie @schratze @Stoori @cadadr wait, y'all haven't invented drinking straws yet?

::drinking simultaneously from oat milk, h2o, soup, tea, kombucha, and coffee jugs with a double fistful of tubing that terminates in a snorkle mouthpiece::

@shahaan @schratze @Stoori @cadadr well it's specifically espresso with chai I think but overall yeah

@shahaan @schratze @Stoori @cadadr
The drink of the truly enlightened: pu'erh in one hand, espresso in the other

@babelcarp @shahaan @schratze @Stoori @cadadr It's very good stuff. I know it with espresso and shu and coconut milk, and no one can convince me it should be otherwise.

@tfb @shahaan @schratze @Stoori @cadadr I haven’t tried that formulation, but espresso + shu makes intuitive sense to me.

@Stoori @shahaan @schratze you're saying that way too rigorously, reeks of guilt to be honest. I'd just admit it if I were you, it's okay

@cadadr @shahaan @schratze weeeeelllll... it's not unheard of that i make coffee right after i've finished my morning tea. but it doesn't count if the coffee mixes up only with the aftertaste of tea in my mouth, right?

@Stoori @shahaan @schratze as a sage woman from Anatolia (my mom) says, "it all mixes up in the inside, so does it matter?"

@cadadr @Stoori @shahaan @schratze Reportedly my great-grandpa used to say that (as he ate dessert on the same plate he had used for lunch), but the tradition died in the family before my time.

@eldaking @cadadr @Stoori @shahaan @schratze
I've heard that one a lot as a kid when my parents were criticising my eating habits

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Une instance se voulant accueillante pour les personnes queers, féministes et anarchistes ainsi que pour leurs sympathisant·e·s. Nous sommes principalement francophones, mais vous êtes les bienvenu·e·s quelle que soit votre langue.

A welcoming instance for queer, feminist and anarchist people as well as their sympathizers. We are mainly French-speaking people, but you are welcome whatever your language might be.