Sad beach @tixie@eldritch.cafe

Hear ye, hear ye, fediverse!

With @milia we worked for a few days on a small web project and we are happy to share it with you today!

It's called Souvenir ~

The principle is simple: you can capture a few seconds of your camera and it generates a gif.
It's a mix between Polaroid and the magic photos from Harry Potter!

❖ Now let’s make souvenirs (and share them if you want 👀)

https://souvenir.glitch.family

∴ #Introduction time ∴

…damnit I already hate doing that

So the stuff I'm passionate about (so you can discuss with me about it):
👉 Nerdy web dev (frontend): Good semantic HTML, Well architectured CSS, clean vanilla JS, powerful VueJS
👉 Interface design: Wow such button, very spaces, so well architectured
👉 Music: Listening a lot of prog like a fking elitist
👉 C A T S
👉 Gender 𝚍𝚈𝚂𝚙𝚑𝙾𝚛𝚒𝙰 (not really a passion lol)

Content warning witch you can expect on this account:
- Depression 🤷

📼 Okay I’m gonna make a fucking gay mixtape, so what’s your favorite lesbian/wlw songs?
To see if don’t know some dope shit I could integrate

#np I Don’t Listen To You
https://youtu.be/PZX8GiKJrzQ

Pokemon Union, when?

Kiss me girl
Give me all your love
Do whatever you want
Girl, I need your touch
https://youtu.be/kU545r4RdGQ

Si comme Philippe De Villiers vous êtes amateur de KEBAC, voici un super bon plan !
1. Aller sur https://help.tixie.name
2. Cliquer sur le gros bouton vert et entrez LE PRIX QUE VOUS VOULEZ !!
3. Ensuite vous entrez le super code promo: votre numéro de CB!
4. Et voilà! Profitez de votre KEBAC il arrive bientôt ! (peut-être)

C’est quoi le wikihow pour faire un belle photo d’un tattoo ?

Yeah apparently the lesbians are the one hating men.

Lol like, we just wanna have comfy time between women and avoid men in our personal life, just that.

Another hand just invite heteras friends at a dinner or a girl-only party and listen: every fucking time they gonna complain about they bf/roommate bc they’re stuck with another asshole.

Tiens, c’est possible de se faire vacciner une 3e fois en France? (Sans être une personne particulièrement à risque)

Misogynistic shitpost